bloodsugarlow - Real life Log

when I was young...

Offensive content — Sat, 05 May 07 13:00:41 +0200

gets nasty in baghdad...

Offensive content — Fri, 20 Apr 07 09:08:32 +0200

better watch your tail there...

some things just cross beyond all language barriers...

Offensive content — Tue, 10 Apr 07 09:00:50 +0200

unless you want trouble...

Offensive content — Mon, 09 Apr 07 10:10:57 +0200

better not mess with my friends here...

a different kind of warfare is being waged by the romanian coastline

Offensive content — Tue, 27 Mar 07 19:55:57 +0200

CIMIC patrol with the Romanian 20th Infantry Battallion in Irak, 2006

Offensive content — Sun, 25 Mar 07 00:53:48 +0100

kosovo, a dillemma not so easy to tackle with...

Offensive content — Sat, 24 Mar 07 23:18:11 +0100

not easy living in kosovo when you're serbian

Offensive content — Sat, 24 Mar 07 22:59:50 +0100

is celine dion still alive?

Offensive content — Sat, 24 Mar 07 21:42:10 +0100

didn't the yelling heartbeaking girl impressing to tears good for pick up dancing and teenage party groping diva sink along with the bloody titanic?

i remember partying for three days after having seen the movie, since i was certain she had sunk to the bottom of the atlantic ocean, settling for a long wait until the arrival of the kursk and most of the german u-boot fleet, some good decades later into modern history...

and hell, all of a sudden, my manelistic neighbour (who is going to pay dearly for every piece of adrian and gutza he insults me with, by the way) cranked up the volume and sickened me to death with celine's moaning heart that will go on whatever the odds and no matter how old the resuscitation gear and how clumsy the medic may be...

well, whatever the case, i am willing to hire a mafia hitman to get her cement shoes and have her dispatched to the seafloor, so she can sing to the fish and the mermaids and the ghost of blue beard and whatever the hell girls dream that lies underneath the waters...

everyone that agrees to my plan, please contribute to my newly established "sink celine dion" open fund.
no contribution is too large...
thanks in advance to all warm blooded men and to all brain-using women.

where the bloody hell's that bin laden?...

Offensive content — Sat, 24 Mar 07 07:21:56 +0100

after so many years of campaign, it is only obvious what is really afoot with this bin laden character... i guess he wasn't even serious enough to leave a valid email address... and so he mislead the entire civilized world into not leaving a single afghan stone unturned in search of him... and he doesn't even have the bravery to stand up and face the 20 or so thousand multinational troops like a man... he keeps hiding like a rat...
under these circumstances, i guess we should just conclude that bin laden is not even polite enough to wage a decent war. so i suggest we just call him and say "you know what, you can play war by yourself, we're out of here!"

i don't want to be a soldier, mama...

Offensive content — Sat, 24 Mar 07 07:18:00 +0100

please, mr bush., don't start the war in iran like they say, this summer (or ever, for that matter)... i really need to get my college degree this year... i can't be both in Iran reporting and in Iasi studying at the same time... and now that most fellow students that were once my college buddies are now college professors and are getting their PHD's... you'll make me look bad in front of them, and i'll be a monkey's nephew, like you boys say back in Texas, if i'm going to dissappoint them... and i could never have the heart to study hard while seeing my other fellow special correspodents there in the middle of it all... so have a heart, mr. Bush...

guess who drives the romanian president around... a handful of good reliable lads...

Offensive content — Sat, 24 Mar 07 07:11:55 +0100

misile launching mission on the Romanian Battleship Marasesti, summer 2005

Offensive content — Sat, 24 Mar 07 00:18:58 +0100

no comment from a CIMIC mission of the 20th infantry battallion Black Scorpions in Iraq, An Nassiryiah, 2006

Offensive content — Fri, 23 Mar 07 23:42:12 +0100

bulgarian revelation

Offensive content — Fri, 23 Mar 07 21:55:05 +0100

So I was on my way to Kosovo three weeks or so ago, and, as we were driving along the national highway just on the outskirts of Pleven, we saw a young lady making the hitch hiker international sign. As it was raining cats and dogs, we felt sorry for the poor thing and thought we'd give her a ride to the next town.
We pulled the car over next to her, i opened my window and greeted her in Russian: "Dobryi den!". And her reply was: "Saxophone!".
As were were staring at her in amazement and confusion, she repeated the word, also making another international sign with her hand, pointing at her mouth: "Saxophone sex!"
It figures that we were a couple of smart lads and picked up the hint rather quickly, but declined the offer and left her behind in the rain.
An then it struck me just how well behaved Bulgarian prostitutes actually are... "Saxophone" was like an euphemism in order to avoid saying it up front: "Clinton sex!"...

have i told you how much i hate idiots?

Offensive content — Fri, 23 Mar 07 20:49:42 +0100

I would like to have a bill passed against idiots, but my guess is that there's no way in bloody hell this will ever happen, since it's them that hold the majority and thus it's them who are in power...
"Please give me a tribe that thinks i'm a god and a loaded machine gun, and then you'd make my day..."
The only reason i'm writing all this is because i have to fill out my blog with something in order to graduate and make mom and dad proud...
Not if they read my posts...
Enjoy your slavery, everyone, have a nice lobotomy and put in on my tab...